i was visiting my friends ben and kat once, when ben had just been given giant african land snails by kat. i started giggling when i saw the snails. there was quite a few people there, and i assumed everyone in the room thought the same as me. i thought i'd break the silence by putting into words what everyone had on their mind; "i wonder if many girls uses giant african land snails as sex toys?"
everyone looked at me a bit funny, and i looked at them a bit funny; i can't believe they didn't think of that? not that i'm into snails, but i can see the potential.
ben and kat, this is for you:
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