Wednesday, 21 January 2009

renovierungsbedürftig

i've been looking at flats in berlin lately as i might move there, and was a little shocked when i found this..


it looks nice from the outside, but i obviously wouldn't consider renting the flat if i only planned to stay on the outside. here are the photos of the inside of the flat that they're trying to tempt me with:



if it was dirt cheap, i could have understood them trying to rent it out, but it's not. there's loads of flats in the same area that are all fresh and lovely for the same price - and even cheaper.

... it looks like there's been so many smack junkies living there that they found it hard to move, and nobody bothered to go to the toilet but just shat and pissed on the floor, and they all sweated loads and then they died and nobody knew, so the bodies just rotted and got mouldy and and.. then the landlord found out one day because they didn't pay the rent, so he scraped them out and put the flat up for rent the same day. that's what it looks like. and i don't think a layer of paint will fix it.

if you want to rent this flat, you can do so here.

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